Archive for 2008

THE NEW YEAR’S ROCKIN’ EVE BASH (December 31, 2008)

T-MINUS TWO TO 2009 (December 30, 2008)

2008 WE HARDLY KNEW YE (December 29, 2008)

COUNTDOWN TO 2009 (December 28, 2008)

ITSY BITSY TEENY-WEENY YELLOW POLKA DOT BIKINI – IN G (December 27, 2008)

TWAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS (December 26, 2008)

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN (December 25, 2008)

THE DAY OF THE DO (December 24, 2008)

NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, NOT EVEN A MOUSE (December 23, 2008)

LIFE WITHOUT AOL (December 22, 2008)

BUMPER CARS (December 21, 2008)

GUBMUH HAB (December 20, 2008)

THERE IS A CURIOUS PARADOX (December 19, 2008)

IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS (December 18, 2008)

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR (December 17, 2008)

HO, HO, HO (December 16, 2008)

THE CLEANING BINGE (December 15, 2008)

RODION SHCHEDRIN (December 14, 2008)

THOSE DARN ESKIMOS (December 13, 2008)

LIKE THE ICEMAN, 2009 COMETH (December 12, 2008)

FORTY YEARS AGO (December 11, 2008)

SOLID (December 10, 2008)

GIRDING MY LOINS (December 9, 2008)

THE BIRTHDAY BOY (December 8, 2008)

RAISE A RUCKUS (December 7, 2008)

BREATHLESS (December 6, 2008)

BACK TO NORMAL, PART TWO (December 5, 2008)

HIGH IN THE SKY (December 4, 2008)

GOODBYE NEW YORK, HELLO LA! (December 3, 2008)

THE FULL COURSE NOTES (December 2, 2008)

THE BACHARACH BENEFIT (December 1, 2008)

I’M GONNA WASH THE NOTES RIGHT OUT OF MY HAIR AND SEND THEM ON THEIR WAY (November 30, 2008)

SORE TO MY CORE (November 29, 2008)

COUNTDOWN TO BACHARACH TO THE FUTURE (November 28, 2008)

TOM TURKEY RAN AWAY BUT HE JUST CAME HOME (November 27, 2008)

BACHARACH ON THE BRAIN (November 26, 2008)

WHAT TAKES MY FANCY (November 25, 2008)

OMELET IN A PITA (November 24, 2008)

START SPREADIN’ THE NEWS (November 23, 2008)

THE DAY BEFORE TOMORROW (November 22, 2008)

ALL THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLE OUT THERE IN THE DARK (November 21, 2008)

DEFYING CREDULITY (November 20, 2008)

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER (November 19, 2008)

THE PLUCKING PIZZICATO (November 18, 2008)

THIRTY DAYS HATH NOVEMBER (November 17, 2008)

SLEEPING BEAUTY (November 16, 2008)

COMPLETE FEET (November 15, 2008)

THE BELLY BUTTON (November 14, 2008)

IN LIVING COLOR (November 13, 2008)

RHAPSODY IN BLUE (November 12, 2008)

THE MOST HAPPY FELLA (November 11, 2008)

THE WHOLE KIT AND CABOODLE (November 10, 2008)

FIG NEWTON (November 9, 2008)

JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED (November 8, 2008)

THE DAY OFF (November 7, 2008)

THE COSTCO EXPERIENCE (November 6, 2008)

THE UPS ADVENTURE (November 5, 2008)

THE LONG NIGHTS (November 4, 2008)

THE HANDS OF TIME (November 3, 2008)

THIN IN THE THICK OF NOVEMBER (November 2, 2008)

TRICK OR TREAT? (November 1, 2008)

THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT (October 31, 2008)

PEAT MOSS AND PETE MOSS (October 30, 2008)

THE NOVEMBER COMETH (October 29, 2008)

EXHAUSTED – BUT IN A GOOD WAY (October 28, 2008)

YESTERDAY’S MASHED POTATOES (October 27, 2008)

THE COMING OF HALLOWEEN (October 26, 2008)

WRY TOAST (October 25, 2008)

HACKED (October 24, 2008)

LONG PLAY (October 23, 2008)

THE ARCH AND THE ARCANE (October 22, 2008)

WATCHING JOE FRIDAY ON A TUESDAY (October 21, 2008)

CATCHING THE WORM (October 20, 2008)

THE NEVER-ENDING STORY (October 19, 2008)

THE BIG YAWN (October 18, 2008)

PLAYING THE KAZOO (October 17, 2008)

THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE (October 16, 2008)

MERCURY IS OUT OF RETROGRADE (October 15, 2008)

BRAZILIAN WAX (October 14, 2008)

THE LUMPEN PROLETARIAT (October 13, 2008)

BREAKING UP IS HARD TO DO (October 12, 2008)

THE PHLEGM AND THE HOARSENESS (October 11, 2008)

OVER THE WEATHER (October 10, 2008)

THE RAW AND SCRATCHY THROAT (October 9, 2008)

WALK ON THE WILD SIDE (October 8, 2008)

FRUIT AND I ARE QUITS (October 7, 2008)

A MONDAY KIND OF MONDAY (October 6, 2008)

I REEK OF GARLIC (October 5, 2008)

LET ME JUST SAY THIS (October 4, 2008)

SPARKLE, NEELY, SPARKLE (October 3, 2008)

THE DAY FROM HELL (October 2, 2008)

THE TENTH MONTH (October 1, 2008)

TIME IS LIKE AN IGLOO (September 30, 2008)

COMEDY TODAY (September 29, 2008)

TOO POOPED TO POP (September 28, 2008)

THE BROKEN RECORD REDUX (September 27, 2008)

A PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS (September 26, 2008)

I SHAN’T RANT (September 25, 2008)

MY OPENING SENTENCE (September 24, 2008)

THE FLYING DAYS (September 23, 2008)

500,000 POSTS (September 22, 2008)

THE RUN-ON SENTENCE (September 21, 2008)

NOTES WITH BOTOX (September 20, 2008)

STRANGLING A ZEBU IN MAJORCA (September 19, 2008)

THE MAN WHO INVENTED TAFFY (September 18, 2008)

MELLOW YELLOW II (September 17, 2008)

THE MEAT AND POTATOES NOTES (September 16, 2008)

LOOSE CANNON (September 15, 2008)

THE SHEARING TOUCH (September 14, 2008)

THE LONG AND THE SHORT OF IT (September 13, 2008)

POACHED EGGS (September 12, 2008)

DON’T SPEAK TO ME OF COMMAS (September 11, 2008)

MY THIRD WIND (September 10, 2008)

THE LONG AND WINDING NOTES (September 9, 2008)

THE NOTES THAT WERE LIKE THE NOTES (September 8, 2008)

SWEET CLARITY (September 7, 2008)

WRITING WITH A. FERVOR (September 6, 2008)

DOING A HALF MITZI GAYNOR (September 5, 2008)

SHIPOOPI (September 4, 2008)

THE PLANETS (September 3, 2008)

BACK IN THE WORK MODE (September 2, 2008)

CANNED SOCKEYE SALMON IN SEPTEMBER (September 1, 2008)

LABORING UNDER MY IMPRESSIONS (August 31, 2008)

DID CHARO EAT A CHURRO? (August 30, 2008)

FROU FROU (August 29, 2008)

MY EARLY THINGS (August 28, 2008)

THE SHOPPING LIST (August 27, 2008)

THE COMING OF SEPTEMBER (August 26, 2008)

THE SCOTTISH NOTES (August 25, 2008)

WEBITN0 NFLAKTKJKAEJ (August 24, 2008)

BEGIN THE BEGUINE (August 23, 2008)

THE BURPEE (August 22, 2008)

PICK YOURSELF UP (August 21, 2008)

ONE FOR THE BOOKS (August 20, 2008)

LET ME COUNT THE WAYS (August 19, 2008)

THE PITHY AND THE PISSY (August 18, 2008)

SATURDAY NIGHT AND SUNDAY MORNING (August 17, 2008)

AKEETA (August 16, 2008)

THE WHIZ (August 15, 2008)

OSMOSIS (August 14, 2008)

AND I’M JIGGY WITH THAT (August 13, 2008)

IS A PUZZLEMENT II (August 12, 2008)

C’MON, BABY, DO THE LOCOMOTION (August 11, 2008)

AND THEY’RE OFF AND RUNNING (August 10, 2008)

MY NEW LOVE AFFAIR (August 9, 2008)

THE DISAPPEARING DAYS (August 8, 2008)

THE RUNNING MAN (August 7, 2008)

EVERYTHING OLD IS NEW AGAIN (August 6, 2008)

BACHARACH TO THE FUTURE (August 5, 2008)

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (August 4, 2008)

THE RECURRING THEME (August 3, 2008)

INTERESTING THINGS TO DO WITH FRUIT (August 2, 2008)

AND THEN IT WAS – AUGUST (August 1, 2008)

UNGUENTINE (July 31, 2008)

I FEEL THE EARTH MOVE UNDER MY FEET (July 30, 2008)

COUNTING CALORIES (July 29, 2008)

FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES (July 28, 2008)

LA, LA (July 27, 2008)

THE CONNECTION (July 26, 2008)

SKY HIGH NOTES (July 25, 2008)

STRAIGHTEN UP AND FLY RIGHT (July 24, 2008)

YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND TOMORROW (July 23, 2008)

DON’T CRY FOR ME, ARGENTINA (July 22, 2008)

TRAFFIC (July 21, 2008)

ABBREVIATED (July 20, 2008)

HI-YO SILVER! (July 19, 2008)

I COULD WHILE AWAY THE HOURS (July 18, 2008)

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY (July 17, 2008)

THE NIGHT IS NO LONGER YOUNG (July 16, 2008)

THE MINCING TUNA (July 15, 2008)

ALL OF THE ABOVE (July 14, 2008)

THE POINT (July 13, 2008)

ADO (July 12, 2008)

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN (July 11, 2008)

DEMOGRAPHICS (July 10, 2008)

THE NEW NEIGHBORS (July 9, 2008)

THE SYMPHONIC NOTES (July 8, 2008)

HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL (July 7, 2008)

THE LONG HAUL (July 6, 2008)

THE ENDLESS PARADE (July 5, 2008)

INDEPENDENCE (July 4, 2008)

MELON BALLS (July 3, 2008)

A HAZE OF A DAZE AND A BOG OF A FOG (July 2, 2008)

THE RUNAWAY LETTER (July 1, 2008)

THE DEPTHS OF HADES (June 30, 2008)

SLAVING OVER A HOT KEYBOARD (June 29, 2008)

CAUGHT UP IN THE VORTEX (June 28, 2008)

ODE TO A TREE (June 27, 2008)

CHIMES AT MIDNIGHT (June 26, 2008)

THE VIRGINIA REEL (June 25, 2008)

PROCRASTINATING (June 24, 2008)

TWIDDLING (June 23, 2008)

DOUBLE DOUBLE (June 22, 2008)

HEADLIGHTS (June 21, 2008)

COLONIZING AT THE COLONY (June 20, 2008)

A CERTAIN SORT OF LETHARGY (June 19, 2008)

THE CRYSTAL BALL (June 18, 2008)

FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET (June 17, 2008)

THE FOURTH HIGHEST POSTING DAY EVER (June 16, 2008)

THE ANNUAL TONY AWARDS DO (June 15, 2008)

ALMONDS AND APRICOTS (June 14, 2008)

FRIDAY THE 13TH, THE REVENGE OF BK’S NOTES (June 13, 2008)

WIDESCREEN (June 12, 2008)

BEEF WELLINGTON (June 11, 2008)

AND NOW, A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR (June 10, 2008)

WILD AND WOOLY (June 9, 2008)

DUO-VISION (June 8, 2008)

FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD (June 7, 2008)

HAPPY TALK (June 6, 2008)

WE WILL CONTROL ALL THAT YOU SEE AND HEAR (June 5, 2008)

THE STUDIO CITY CUCKOOS (June 4, 2008)

ALL THE NEWS THAT’S FIT TO PRINT (June 3, 2008)

MAH AND PAH JONG (June 2, 2008)

THE BUSTIN’ OUT OF JUNE (June 1, 2008)

THE HUNCHBACK OF HAINESHISWAY.COM (May 31, 2008)

SPEEDING THROUGH TIME (May 30, 2008)

BRILLIANTLY BRILLIANT OR INANELY INANE? (May 29, 2008)

MELLOW YELLOW (May 28, 2008)

TRADITION (May 27, 2008)

AFTER MIDNIGHT (May 26, 2008)

A SUNDAY KIND OF NOTES (May 25, 2008)

IT’S SO SCHIZO (May 24, 2008)

BOILED IN OIL (May 23, 2008)

IN THE THROES (May 22, 2008)

A FINE TOOTH COMB (May 21, 2008)

WE’RE HAVING A HEAT WAVE (May 20, 2008)

I’D WALK A MILE FOR A CAMEL (May 19, 2008)

THE BLACK HOLE OF CALCUTTA (May 18, 2008)

FIVE HOURS OF SLEEP (May 17, 2008)

BEING FRIDAY (May 16, 2008)

METAPHORS (May 15, 2008)

THE BIRDS (May 14, 2008)

HARD RUBBER WITH TARTAR SAUCE (May 13, 2008)

THE FORTUNE COOKIE (May 12, 2008)

FOR ALL YOU MOTHERS OUT THERE IN THE DARK (May 11, 2008)

THE BODICE RIPPER (May 10, 2008)

ONE ROLLER SKATE COVERED WITH 1000 ISLAND DRESSING (May 9, 2008)

AND QUIET FLOWS THE DON (May 8, 2008)

THE ENJOYABLE WEEK (May 7, 2008)

IN THE ZONE (May 6, 2008)

CINCO DE MAYO (May 5, 2008)

TICKLED PINK (May 4, 2008)

THE THIRD OPENING (May 3, 2008)

THE RETURN OF THE BRAIN FROM PLANET X (May 2, 2008)

UNO DE MAYO (May 1, 2008)

THEM THERE NOTES (April 30, 2008)

CLOSER THAN EVER (April 29, 2008)

TUMMY IN TURMOIL (April 28, 2008)

RIDDLED WITH TYPOS (April 27, 2008)

UNZIPPED (April 26, 2008)

OPERATING ON ALL CYLINDERS (April 25, 2008)

THOSE DARN LAKERS (April 24, 2008)

PASSING GAS (April 23, 2008)

THE THINGEE IN MY POCKET (April 22, 2008)

LIFE IN THE FAST LANE (April 21, 2008)

OF LATE I DREAM OF WEB TV (April 20, 2008)

THE SHIPPING NEWS (April 19, 2008)

THE WET METAPHOR (April 18, 2008)

THEDA BARA ON MY MIND (April 17, 2008)

IS A PUZZLEMENT (April 16, 2008)

FOR WHOM THE BELLS TOLLED (April 15, 2008)

THE MUTANT DISHWASHER (April 14, 2008)

I’M HOT (April 13, 2008)

THE CATCHER IN THE WRY (April 12, 2008)

FIRMWARE (April 11, 2008)

VERISIMILITUDE (April 10, 2008)

BROKEN RECORD (April 9, 2008)

EVENING PRIMROSE (April 8, 2008)

AMARCORD (April 7, 2008)

LEARNING CHOREOGRAPHY (April 6, 2008)

ATTEND THE TALE (April 5, 2008)

TODAY IS MINE ALL MINE (April 4, 2008)

UNWIND TIME (April 3, 2008)

WITH A CAPITAL T AND THAT RHYMES WITH P AND THAT STANDS FOR POOL (April 2, 2008)

THE APRIL FOOLS 2008 (April 1, 2008)

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM EGG ROLLS, MR. GOLDSTONE? (March 31, 2008)

THE I WANTED TO START WRITING THESE HERE NOTES AN HOUR AGO SYNDROME (March 30, 2008)

JUST THE FACTS, MA’AM (March 29, 2008)

OOB (March 28, 2008)

STUFFED KISHKA (March 27, 2008)

SOME KNOCKOFF FISH FROM GUAM (March 26, 2008)

THE RUNNING GAGS (March 25, 2008)

A MEATBALL MADE OF PUDDING (March 24, 2008)

THE HARD-BOILED EGG (March 23, 2008)

NINE MOVING LIGHTS (March 22, 2008)

I’M STILL HERE (March 21, 2008)

THE BROUHAHA (March 20, 2008)

THE VARSITY DRAG (March 19, 2008)

THE WEARY BONES (March 18, 2008)

I SHOULD HAVE WORN GREEN (March 17, 2008)

A 110-YEAR-OLD TIBETAN MONK (March 16, 2008)

IT TOOK MORE THAN ONE MAN TO CHANGE MY NAME TO SHANGHAI LILY (March 15, 2008)

THE EARLY BIRD CATCHES THE WORM (March 14, 2008)

UNTIL TOMORROW (March 13, 2008)

THE MAIN MEAL (March 12, 2008)

THE RHYMING NOTES (March 11, 2008)

PARDON MY RANT (March 10, 2008)

DAMN THEIR EYES (March 9, 2008)

THEN CAME BRONSON (March 8, 2008)

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE (March 7, 2008)

YAHTZEE (March 6, 2008)

HOSING THE NOTES (March 5, 2008)

THE HEPCAT (March 4, 2008)

ALMOST LIKE WRITING THE NOTES (March 3, 2008)

A PUZZLEMENT (March 2, 2008)

FLOYD’S BARBERSHOP (March 1, 2008)

SADIE HAWKINS DAY (February 29, 2008)

THE MAGIC BUTTON (February 28, 2008)

Bb, F#, A, Eb – THE NOTES (February 27, 2008)

BAFFLED (February 26, 2008)

THE COCK CROWETH (February 25, 2008)

AND THE OSCAR GOES TO… (February 24, 2008)

FULL SPEED AHEAD (February 23, 2008)

PING-PONG (February 22, 2008)

FOR THE HAIL OF IT (February 21, 2008)

I COME TO DAMN EBAY (February 20, 2008)

THE NON SEQUITUR (February 19, 2008)

OUT OF THE CLOSET (February 18, 2008)

DATING MYSELF (February 17, 2008)

THE HOLLYWOOD COLLECTORS SHOW (February 16, 2008)

THE LUBITSCH TOUCH (February 15, 2008)

BE MY VALENTINE (February 14, 2008)

I’M A LATIN FROM MANHATTAN (February 13, 2008)

FLYING THINGS (February 12, 2008)

THE TAPPAS BAR (February 11, 2008)

BK SAYETH (February 10, 2008)

BACK TO NORMAL (February 9, 2008)

DRY HEAVE (February 8, 2008)

NUMBER EIGHT (February 7, 2008)

VICK’S INHALER (February 6, 2008)

BYE BYE BIRDIE (February 5, 2008)

THE SUCKY AND THE YUCKY VS. THE DUCKY AND THE LUCKY (February 4, 2008)

VEGETABLES (February 3, 2008)

I CAN COOK, TOO (February 2, 2008)

FEBRUARY WITH AN R (February 1, 2008)

THE THREEPENNY NOTES (January 31, 2008)

THE RAGING HEADACHE (January 30, 2008)

THE SECOND WIND (January 29, 2008)

WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO MY DICTUM? (January 28, 2008)

PUT A LITTLE PEPPER ON IT (January 27, 2008)

THE BIG SQUARE HOLE (January 26, 2008)

ROCK CANDY (January 25, 2008)

WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS (January 24, 2008)

IT DON’T MEAN A THING IF IT AIN’T GOT THAT SWING (January 23, 2008)

WEARY BLEARY EYEBALLS (January 22, 2008)

THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK LOOM LARGE (January 21, 2008)

PORGY AND BESS STAY HOME (January 20, 2008)

SUGAR RUSH (January 19, 2008)

EIGHT COOKIES (January 18, 2008)

WARSAW CONCERTO (January 17, 2008)

RANT (January 16, 2008)

EVELYN WOOD (January 15, 2008)

A DRY AND BORING OPENING (January 14, 2008)

WAXING NOSTALGIC (January 13, 2008)

THE MEAT OF THINGS (January 12, 2008)

THE TOP TEN BRAIN (January 11, 2008)

THE MYSTERY OF THE GREEN WATER (January 10, 2008)

THE OPENING SALVO (January 9, 2008)

PREAMBLE (January 8, 2008)

THE HUNCHBACK OF STUDIO CITY (January 7, 2008)

THE OLD MAN IS SNORING (January 6, 2008)

THE RAINS CAME (January 5, 2008)

ALL IS WELL IN NOTESVILLE (January 4, 2008)

THE PUNDITS QUERY (January 3, 2008)

THE WEDNESDAY THAT FELT LIKE A MONDAY (January 2, 2008)

HAPPY NEW YEAR – 2008! (January 1, 2008)

Search BK's Notes Archive: